As a malayalee Indian on study in Europe, well, like so many of us, I believe that malayalam should be made a global language cos we are, com'n so many of us out there. You know about the malayalee tea shop on the moon...! And now that we've had a chance to put up one of us as UN Secretary General nominee, we might want to stay actively involved in world politics. This is a site for anyone who feels bewildered in the global arena of fight-it-out politicians and their political agendas, of living in twin cultures, of living in the 21st century with, as in our professor's words, 'a locker-room identity'. Don't worry, world affairs is tough business, but then thats why it is rightly our business. Here I ask the stupidest of questions on behalf of the rest of us. I 'pose' the questions to my beloved colleagues, professors and well, to those 'in the know'. Stay tuned as I follow the likes of new generation global agenda setters Tao from Vietnam, Rose from Philippines, Cliff from Germany, Chuan Fen from Taiwan and Al from Thailand, Angela from Canada and ...well, we are well-represented, just be prepared for the most bizzarely sane answers. Impressions from all over Europe at your doorstep ladies and gentlemen, as we move from one country to the other. Marhaban to the idiot's guide to Erasmus Mundus Masters in Journalism and Globalisation.